A Professor Quick Hit: Another edition of That's my Dude

You roooted against him hard during the Wacky Races because you knew he was going to cheat with no success. But when it was all said and done and him and Dick Dastardly had failed, you waited and finally that magic moment happened. Muttley hits you with THAT laugh! Tell me you did not get a kick out of that wheezy, evil, underhanded laugh! If you didn't, you have no soul!! That laugh has gotten me through some tough days! I tried to upload the laugh but the videos wont upload for some reason. I found them on YouTube. Go there and get a giggle or two. Thanks for the memories and that great laugh Muttley! After all these years, you still got me trippin!

The Professor's 2009 Dude of the Year

I don't think there was any competition in this race. Hell, I don't think I had alot of nominees but my 2009 Dude of the Year is: The Most Interesting Man In The World. Yeah I know he does not really exist but if he did, wouldn't every guy want to be that damn smooth? Let me give you a bit about him by just breaking down what has been said about him. These are classic:

• He has never lost a sock.
• He has been known to cure narcolepsy, just by walking into the room.
• His organ donation card, also lists his beard.
• He’s a lover, not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas.
• When it is raining, it is because he is sad.
• Even his parents’ advice is insightful.
• If there were an interesting gland, his would be larger than most men’s entire lower intestines.
• His shirts never wrinkle.
• He is left-handed. And right-handed.
• Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there.
• He once knew a call was a wrong number, even though the person on the other end wouldn’t admit it.
• You can see his charisma from space.
• The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.
• He once punched a magician. That’s right. You heard me.
• When he orders a salad, he gets the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs…where there is no turning back.
• If a monument was built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would close, due to poor attendance.
• His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
• His blood smells like cologne.
• On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.
• He doesn’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
• His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him.
• His pillow talk is years ahead of it’s time.
• Respected archaeologists fight over his discarded apple cores.

And of course the commercials which are in my opinion classics:

And who could resist taking advice such as:

"Find out what you don't do well and don't do that thing."

Pick up lines: "There is a time and place, the time is never. You can figure out the place on your own."

Self Defense: "The right look should suffice." *Stares Crazily at the camera*

I present the 2009 Prof Award for Dude of the Year to the Most Interesting Man in the World. Thank you for helping all dudes up their game!