Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Inspired by Gilbert Arenas and submitted for your disapproval...

From ThroatChopU: http://www.throatchopuniversity.com/ and ThroatChopU on Twitter: Gun violence, not good or funny. But there are a list of pro sports teams that should bring guns to the locker room to solve problems. So here is my list:

10. Denver Broncos: For f*ckin up a perfectly good season!
9. Pittsburgh Steelers: 2 words: Self Implosion
8. Chicago Bears: Jay Cutler should invest in body armor
7. Philadelphia 76ers: Hey, AI's back!! We need a shootout in celebration!!
6. Buffalo Bills: Nothing went right, starting with the fact you're in Buffalo!
5. Washington Nationals: What else can be said that hasn't been said about Afganistan...bombed out and depleted...
4. Washington Redskins: This one hurts me the most but it had to be said.
3. St. Louis Rams: It can only help...
2. Washington Wizards: They weren't #1? Ha ha, nope!!!!

And the #1 team that should bring guns to the locker room to solve problems:

1. The New York Knicks: They should bring some grenades and C4 as well...

Unfortunately every Washington team except the Capitals made the list. Maybe DC is now a hockey town again??

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